Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 21:02:05 -0500 From: Mark Fabi Reply-To: johnny at charm.net To: johnny at charm.net Subject: Sleeping with the wrong dog How to tell if you're sleeping with the wrong dog: He doesn't put the seat back down after drinking from the toilet. You: slightly anorexic, with a stong hair phobia. Him: a two hundred pound Newfoundland with chronic eczema. He snarls, foams at the mouth, and might not be quite up-to-date on all of his shots. You: snore like a poorly-lubricated chainsaw. Him: a "fear-biter" who is terrified of loud noises. He thinks your waterbed is a very large chew toy. You: morbidly obese and a restless sleeper. Him: a Chihuahua with osteoporosis. Three words: serious flatulence problem. You: a bit of a "neat freak". Him: enjoys rolling in his own feces. He has three heads, spits acid, and guards the gates of Hell. Mark Fabi, A'78