Date: Wed, 4 Aug 1999 14:53:38 -0400 From: Switchboard Subject: Livin' La Vida Logos (song parody) LIVIN' LA VIDA LOGOS (with apologies to Ricky Martin) She's into dialectic That college takes its toll If this gets much more hectic I might have to enroll She has her own opinions And likes to start a fight It seems to always happen Monday and Thursday night She'll make you turn the TV off And then paralyze your mind You'll learn to talk her crazy talk But you'll still feel left behind Like you're not one of her kind Oh, God! She'll turn you inside out Livin' la vida logos She'll leave you wracked with doubt Livin' la vida logos Her heroes have all been dead Since man wander'd around in togas But she brings their books to bed And we're livin' la vida logos Came home to the smell of bacon I hadn't eaten yet She told me it was for her classmates Another in-joke I just don't get She says I must be kidding When I tell her what I think She never does my bidding And my GOD that girl can drink Like her throat's hooked to the sink Oh, God! She'll turn you inside out Livin' la vida logos She'll leave you wracked with doubt Livin' la vida logos Her heroes have all been dead Since man wander'd around in togas But she brings their books to bed And we're livin' la vida logos Livin' la vida logos Livin' la vida logos Livin' la vida logos - - Christopher Gillen, A'90