Standard Disclaimers

I do not speak for my current employer, DeJarnette Research Systems. Please don't assume I do. They sure don't speak for me, either. Thank goodness.

I also do not speak for Charm Net, my provider. They would not want me to. I am extrememly opposed to anything that would cause any provider of any service to be responsible for what its subscribers use it for, be it legislation, government intrusion, or any other institution or person or congressperson or senator that thinks itself above the Internet (or the law for that matter).

I don't expect to have the best Home Page, or even a good Home Page. What I've got is a Home Page that represents my interests, is something I can use. Hope you find something interesting as you whip through here. If not, fine. No big deal. It's a free 'Net (for now...)

Wash in warm water with like colours. Use-non chlorine bleach.

If anything in these pages offends you, too bad. You surf the web, you takes your chances.

These pages were designed with HTML Assistant Pro Lite and SoftQuad HoTMetaL Lite under IBM OS/2 WebExplorer 1.03. These pages work fine under WebExplorer 1.03 & 1.01, Netscape 2.0, NetManage NetChameleon, and every effort to look OK under text-only browsers has been taken. If it doesn't look good to you, sorry. Get a different browser.

"I just gotta be me..." G. Larson

You can really tell that an engineer designed these pages, can't you ? (probably closer to an über-geek).

Humourous disclaimer lifted from a USENET posting by "learfox@vulpine.com (Major Kira Nyres)"

V-CHIP CONTENT WARNING: THIS POST IS RATED: R, V, NPC, RI, S, I13. 
[For processing by the required-by-1998 V-chips, those reading this
post from an archive must set their V-chip to "42-0666." I will not
be held responsible for posts incorrectly filtered-out by a V-chip
that has been by-passed, hot-chipped, or incorrectly programmed.]

***WARNING!*** It has become necessary to warn potential readers of
my messages before they proceed further. This warning may not fully
protect me against criminal or civil proceedings, but it may be treated
as a positive attempt to obey the various and increasing numbers of laws.

* Under the ***TELECOM ACT OF 1996***, minor CHILDREN (under the age
  of 18) may not read or handle this message under any circumstances.
  If you are under 18, delete this message NOW. Also, if you are
  developmentally disabled, irony-impaired, emotionally traumatized,
  schizophrenic, suffering PMS, affected by Humor Deprivation Syndrome
  (HDS), or under the care of a doctor, then the TELECOM ACT OF 1996 may
  apply to you as well, even if you are over 18. If you fall into one of
  these categories and are not considered competent to judge for yourself
  what you are reading, DELETE this message NOW.

* Under the UTAH PROTECTION OF CHILDREN ACT OF 1996, those under the
  age of 21 may not read this post. All residents of Utah, and Mormons
  elsewhere, must install the M-Chip.

* Under the PROTECTION OF THE REICH laws, residents of Germany may not
  read this post.

* Under the MERCIFUL SHIELD OF ALLAH (Praise be to Him!) holy
  interpretations of the Koran of the following countries (but not limited
  to this list) you may not read this post if you are a FEMALE OF ANY AGE:
  Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Egypt,
  Jordan, Sudan, Libya, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Algeria, Lebanon, Morocco,
  Tunisia, Yemen, Oman, Syria, Bahrain, and the Palestinian Authority.
  Non-female persons may also be barred from reading this post, depending
  on the settings of your I-Chip.

* Under the proposed CHINESE INTERNET laws, covering The People's
  Republic of China, Formosa, Hong Kong, Macao, Malaysia, and parts of
  several surrrounding territories, the rules are so nebulous and
  unspecified that I cannot say whether you are allowed to read this.
  Thus, you must SUBMIT any post you wish to read to your local authorities
  for further filtering.

* In Singapore, merely be RECEIVING this post you have violated the will
  of Lee Kwan Yu. Report to your local police office to receive your
  caning.

* Finally, if you are barrred from contact with the Internet, or
  protected by court order from being disturbed by thoughts which may
  disturb you, or covered by protective orders, it is up to you to adjust
  the settings of your V-Chip to ensure that my post does not reach you.

*** THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE IN COMPLYING WITH THESE LAWS ***

Ob-politico: Here are my line of graphics that force people to see things that I may or may not believe in:

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