Right up there with child-proof packaging for arthritis medicine, Chilton makes this useless Diesel plastic fuel container with state of the art Safety features like Safety Yellow color, and a Child Resistant cap.
The biggest safety feature of all is the fact you can't fill it up. No, it's not the Child Resistant cap. It's the inadequate mouth that is smaller than a modern Diesel dispensor nozzle at the local fill-up station! If you do try to fill it anyway... well, think Exxon Valdez.
Besides being a fire, fume and stain hazard, this product should be forcibly recalled by the FTC and EPA because it is an obvious detriment to the environment.
Another triumph of packaging over function, the Rubbermaid Container with Lid (trash can) is specially engineered to exhibit instability on any grade of surface. Hi-tech computer modeling enabled engineers at Rubbermaid to optimize the center of gravity, pivot points, and other esoteric subtleties of design to create a very large trash can that will fall over if full, empty, or anywhere in between. Basal minimization and dorsal maximization minimizes shipping costs and maximizes vendor profit potential, keeping customers coming back to find another product that will actually hold garbage more than one second. Environmentally friendly because its stacking ability allows it to be used as a refuse container for disposing itself.
Roll radius optimization ensures that falling over is not limited to stationary duty. A special narrow track wheel system guarantees instability while being transported over even the smoothest, most level surfaces.
When the local flora and fauna must be fed your spilled garbage, each day, every day, you can count on this Rubbermaid product to deliver the goods.